Don't Put Dave in the Microwave, Paperback

Warning This book may contain some of the following. . . Men with huge heads Nervous hamsters Stoopid people Free money Ducks, genies, and crime-solving fish A voucher for eternal youth Daft drawings, ridiculous rhymes, and weird creatures Rubbish clowns, rubbish ghosts, and rubbish in dust bins The secret to life-long happiness Hairy things and guitar-playing ferrets To find out which of these are contained inside, do read this book, do try and enjoy it, but don't put Dave in the microwave

Chris White is a writer, illustrator, and poet.